MY TWO CUSTOMERS

This was a conversation between two customers who were waiting for my service:

A lady: (In her early thirties, depressed and downhearted. All of a sudden, she has turned red, very bitter... and defensively stares at the next customer, who happens to be a man.) What are you looking at!? (Carried away) I already know that I am the most ugliest woman in the whole of Kenya. OK!?

The man: (Approximately 25, surprised but calm. Laughs sarcastically: He just can't help not to.) Oh, come on! Why do you underrate yourself? It's not just Kenya, it's in the whole world!!!